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Into A Fantasy

lightninganddeathsbaby:

HOW COME I WAITED SO LONG TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG IT IS AMAZING AND I CAN’T EVEN AND I WILL NOW LISTEN TO THIS A MILLION TIMES AND HOPEFULLY HAVE IT MEMORIZED AND AAAAHHHH

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charlieismyqueen:

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polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

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You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon.

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precontation:

WHEN YOU SHIP SOMETHING PLATONICALLY BUT THE REST OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT SEXUALLY/ROMATICALLY SO ALL THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIP IS ROMANTIC OR PORN

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Woman? Is that meant to insult me?

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whoredinarygirl:

"we’re having pizza for dinner"

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